There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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