he thought i was a dude.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I am midnight drunk by noon
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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