so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
There are leaves in my underwear?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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