I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
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I need you to use more vowels.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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