She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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