Buhtt sex?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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