i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
