nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
