Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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