if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I currently don't understand fingers.
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