That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Randomize
