Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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