Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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