you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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