honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
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