but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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