Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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