she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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