good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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