I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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