i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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