just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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