I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I have already put on my inside pants.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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