im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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