I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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