I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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