I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Randomize
