Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
3pm strippers are depressing
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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