Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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