I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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