is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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