No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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