I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
There's even glitter on my cock...
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