so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
third nipple confirmed
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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