Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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