i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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