Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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