omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Randomize
