Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
so let's talk penis.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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