he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
NoShamevember. You game?
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I think your dad took our porno
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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