yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I showed him my bush... on skype.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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