I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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