Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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