I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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