This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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