question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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