Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
