dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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