The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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