I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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