Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
sex in a hospital.. check
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
