Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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