we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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