PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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